Dracula, the immortal, soulless, bloodsucker…in more ways than one. Not only is our Dracula a vampire, he’s something far worse…spoiled, Euro-trash, trust fund royalty!
Egotistical and vain (not easy for someone who can’t appear in mirrors), Dracula thinks the world belongs to him, and he’s about to claim the North Pole as part of it.
He’s Santa’s polar (no pun intended) opposite. He’s youthful in appearance, dramatic, and has devoted his immortality to selfishness, over indulgence and partying.
(Ok…maybe there was a little pun intended)
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